วันพฤหัสบดีที่ 28 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552

How to reach Thousand light mosque from Chennai airport?

วันพฤหัสบดีที่ 28 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552 0
Can anyone guide me the cheapest way to reach from chennai airport to Thousand Light Mosque, If i take metro from the airport then where to leave the metro....either at Kodambakkam/ chetput/ egmore


board the local train at THRISUL rly. stn opposite to chennai airport & get down at Nungambakkam. Take a bus or auto to Mosque at mount road.

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nooooooo if you want the cheapest possible mode of transport come outside the airport and board a bus; well any bus heading to broadway or high court can get you to thousand lights


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What does CAT I, II & III mean on runway signs at an airport ?

Also what lighting sequence do they use for departing/arriving aircraft in the hrs of darkness to avoid collision in contract to bright airport lights ?


CAT I, II, and III refers to different categories of the instrument landing system (ILS). The ILS is an aid that allows pilots to make accurate landings with poor visibility. There is a specific height, however, that the pilots must see the runway environment, or they have to abort the landing. That height is determined in part by the category of ILS. In general, CAT 1 has the highest minimums, and CAT III has the lowest. I'm not sure what you mean about the "lighting sequence". There are specific standards for lighting used by airports that clearly separate runways, taxiways, etc. Runway lights are mostly white, taxiways are outlined in blue lights, etc. Refer to the AIM (Aeronautical Information Manual) for specific information on airport lighting.

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วันอังคารที่ 26 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552

What is the voltage for airport runway lights?

วันอังคารที่ 26 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552 0
What is the voltage for airport runway lights? and how are they wired, in parallel or series? What or who controls them?


The lights are wired in parallel, and they are controlled by the tower, which determines their intensity, too.

At airports without a tower, lights can operate automatically or they can be pilot-controlled (by keying a transmitter on the advisory frequency for that airport).

If the tower is closed, lights can be operated by the same methods as non-towered airports described above.

They are powered by mains current, 115 or 230 volts. They are wired in parallel.

At most tower controlled airports, they are controlled by a dimmer so they can be adjusted for visibility conditions.

At many remote or uncontrolled airports, the lights are activated by a system called PCL (Pilot Controlled Lighting) so that approaching aircraft can turn them on and they don't have to stay on all night.

They are 230 VAC and wired in parallel so the lights don't all go out at the same time. In inclement weather the tower does, but on a normal day they turn on just like street lamps.

Uh don't know for sure who or what controls them, they are almost definitely wired in parallel, and they are either 277 or 120, unless they are some really odd DC voltage, or they might have a ballast too so yeah.


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วันจันทร์ที่ 25 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552

How Do Airport Lights work?

วันจันทร์ที่ 25 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552 0
Hi, I was wondering, how do the lights at an airport work?? Whenever I fly at night, when we take a turn facing any of the runway lights built into the ground, they look like they are build above the runway surfay like they are sticking up, unless we take another turn out of the direct angle of the light. And how do they make them into the runway?? Im also Flying tomorrow to Orlando and Ive always wondered how they do this.


The lights are not on the tarmack itself. They are along the sides of the runway and at the beginning of the runway. The ones along the sides are not very tall but the end lights are on poles and at graduated heights.

On runways, green lights indicate the beginning of the runway for landing, while red lights indicate the end of the runway. Runway edge lighting consists of white lights spaced out on both sides of the runway, indicating the edge. Some airports have more complicated lighting on the runways including lights that run down the center line of the runway and lights that help indicate the approach (an Approach Lighting System, or ALS). Low-traffic airports may use Pilot Controlled Lighting to save electricity and staffing costs.

Along taxiways, blue lights indicate the taxiway's edge, and some airports have embedded green lights that indicate the center line.

The taxi lights do not stick out of the runway. They are not actually on the runway, but only on the sides and the ends, although some airports have lights in the center to show the center line. The lights are made and fixed onto the ground. and electricity is provided through underground wires.

The runway centerline lights are sticking out slightly from the runway surface. You can sometimes hear them if the pilot flying is running over them with the nosewheel tires. We call it flying by braille! Just kidding. The runway edge lighs are on little lampstands, sort of. They do stick out, and you can hit them if you're not careful. I'm not sure what you mean by asking how they make them into the runway. Lights at the airport are pretty complex, so I hope I answered your question.


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วันพุธที่ 20 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552

Aircraft emergency evacuation. Problems with overwing exits. Is it time for FAA/airlines to fix the problem?

วันพุธที่ 20 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552 0
NTSB;

CONCLUSIONS

1. On average, an evacuation for the study cases occurred every 11 days. An average of 336,328 departures occurred every 11 days in 1998 by scheduled aircraft operating under 14 Code of Federal Regulations Part 121.

2. In the 46 study cases, 92 percent (2,614) of the 2,846 occupants on board were uninjured, and 8 percent (232) were injured.

3. The Federal Aviation Administration does not evaluate the emergency evacuation capabilities of transport-category airplanes with fewer than 44 passenger seats or the emergency evacuation capabilities of air carriers operating commuter-category and transport-category airplanes with fewer than 44 passenger seats. In the interest of providing one level of safety, all passenger-carrying commercial airplanes and air carriers should be required to demonstrate emergency evacuation capabilities.

4. Adequate research has not been conducted to determine the appropriate exit row width on commercial airplanes.

5. In general, passengers in the Safety Board's study cases were able to access airplane exits without difficulty, except for the Little Rock, Arkansas, accident that occurred on June 1, 1999, in which interior cabin furnishings became dislodged and were obstacles to some passengers' access to exits.

6. Emergency lighting systems functioned as intended in the 30 evacuation cases investigated in detail.

7. In 43 of the 46 evacuation cases in the Safety Board's study, floor level exit doors were opened without difficulty.

8. Passengers continue to have problems opening overwing exits and stowing the hatch. The manner in which the exit is opened and the hatch is stowed is not intuitively obvious to passengers nor is it easily depicted graphically.

9. Most passengers seated in exit rows do not read the safety information provided to assist them in understanding the tasks they may need to perform in the event of an emergency evacuation, and they do not receive personal briefings from flight attendants even though personal briefings can aid passengers in their understanding of the tasks that they may be called upon to perform.

10. On some Fokker airplanes, flight attendants are seated too far from their assigned primary exit to provide immediate assistance to passengers who attempt to evacuate through the exit.

11. Overall, in 37 percent (7 of 19) of the evacuations with slide deployments in the Safety Board's study cases, there were problems with at least one slide. A slide problem in 37 percent of the evacuations in which slides were deployed is unacceptable for a safety system.

12. The majority of serious evacuation-related injuries in the Safety Board's study cases, excluding the Little Rock, Arkansas, accident, occurred at airplane door and overwing exits without slides.

13. Pilots are not receiving consistent guidance, particularly in flight operations and safety manuals, on when to evacuate an airplane.

14. Passengers benefit from precautionary safety briefings just prior to emergency occurrences.

15. Limiting exit use during evacuations in the Safety Board's study was not in accordance with the respective air carrier's existing evacuation procedures. At a minimum, all available floor level exits that are not blocked by a hazard should be used during an evacuation.

16. Evacuations involving slide use could be delayed if passengers sit at exits before boarding a slide or if crew commands do not direct passengers how to get onto a slide.

17. Without hands-on training specific to the airplane types that frequent their airports, aircraft rescue and firefighting personnel may be hindered in their ability to quickly and efficiently assist during evacuations.

18. Communication and coordination problems continue to exist between flight crews and flight attendants during airplane evacuations. Joint exercises for flight crews and flight attendants on evacuation have proven effective in resolving these problems.

19. Despite efforts and various techniques over the years to improve passenger attention to safety briefings, a large percentage of passengers continue to ignore preflight safety briefings. Also, despite guidance in the form of Federal Aviation Administration advisory circulars, many air carrier safety briefing cards do not clearly communicate safety information to passengers.

20. Passengers' efforts to evacuate an airplane with their carry-on baggage continue to pose a problem for flight attendants and are a serious risk to a successful evacuation of an airplane. Techniques on how to handle passengers who do not listen to flight attendants' instructions need to be addressed.

21. Unwarranted evacuations following Boeing 727 auxiliary power unit (APU) torching continue to exist despite past efforts by the Federal Aviation Administration to address this issue.

22. Evacuations continue to occur that are hampered by inefficient communication. Current evacuation communication would be significantly enhanced by the installation of independently powered evacuation alarms on all newly manufactured transport-category airplanes.

23. The frequency of false indications on the two regional airplanes in the Safety Board's study cases-the Saab 340 and the Canadair Regional Jet-is too high. There are insufficient data, however, to determine if the frequency of false smoke indications is peculiar to the two regional airplanes in the Safety Board's study or if the problem is more widespread.

24. Air carriers do not always make reports to the FAA SDR system, or reports are inadequate, to identify the extent of component problems or failures.

SAFETY RECOMMENDATIONS

As a result of this safety study, the National Transportation Safety Board made the following safety recommendations to the Federal Aviation Administration:

1.a Require all newly certificated commercial airplanes to meet the evacuation demonstration requirements prescribed in Title 14 Code of Federal Regulations Part 25, regardless of the number of passenger seats on the airplane.

1.b Require all commercial operators to meet the partial evacuation demonstration requirements prescribed in Title 14 Code of Federal Regulations Part 121, regardless of the number of passenger seats on the airplane.

2. Conduct additional research that examines the effects of different exit row widths, including 13 inches and 20 inches, on exit hatch removal and egress at Type III exits. The research should use an experimental design that reliably reflects actual evacuations through Type III (self help) exits on commercial airplanes.

3. Issue a final rule on exit row width at Type III (self help) exits based on the research described in Safety Recommendation (forthcoming).

4. Require Type III overwing (self help) exits on newly manufactured aircraft to be easy and intuitive to open and have automatic hatch stowage out of the egress path.

5. Require air carriers to provide all passengers seated in exit rows in which a qualified crewmember is not seated a preflight personal briefing on what to do in the event the exit may be needed.

6. Require flight attendants on Fokker 28 and Fokker 100 airplanes to be seated adjacent to their assigned primary exit. (This recommendation may be revised)

7. Review the 6-foot height requirement for exit assist means to determine if 6 feet continues to be the appropriate height below which an assist means is not needed. This review should include, at a minimum, an examination of injuries sustained during evacuations.

8. Require flight operations manuals and safety manuals to include on abnormal and emergency procedures checklists a checklist item that directs flight crews to initiate or consider emergency evacuation in all emergencies that could reasonably require an airplane evacuation (for example, cabin fire or engine fire).

9. Review air carriers' procedures to ensure that for those situations in which crews anticipate an eventual evacuation, adequate guidance is given both to pilots and flight attendants on providing passengers with precautionary safety briefings.

10. Review air carrier training programs to ensure that evacuation procedures call, at a minimum, for evacuation through all available floor level exits that are not blocked by a hazard.

11. Review air carrier procedures and training programs to ensure that the commands used for slide evacuations are consistent with the commands used for slide evacuations during certification.

12. Establish a task force to address the issue of providing periodic hands-on familiarization training, or the equivalent, for aircraft rescue and firefighting personnel at all 14 CFR Part 139 certified airports on each airplane type that serves the airport on a scheduled basis.

13. Require air carriers to conduct periodic joint evacuation exercises involving flight crews and flight attendants.

14. Conduct research and explore creative and effective methods that use state-of-the-art technology to convey safety information to passengers. The presented information should include a demonstration of all emergency evacuation procedures, such as how to open the emergency exits and exit the aircraft, including how to use the slides.

15. Require minimum comprehension testing for safety briefing cards.

16. Develop advisory material to address ways to minimize the problems associated with carry-on luggage during evacuations.

17. Require air carriers that operate Boeing 727s to include in the auxiliary power unit (APU) procedures instructions, when passengers are on board, that the flight crew will make a public address announcement about APU starts immediately prior to starting the APU. (This recommendation may be revised)

18. Require all newly manufactured transport-category airplanes operating under 14 Code of Federal Regulations Part 121 to be equipped with independently powered evacuation alarm systems operable from each crewmember station, and establish procedures and provide training to flight crews and flight attendants regarding the use of such systems.

19. Document the extent of false indications for cargo smoke detectors on all airplanes and improve the reliability of the detectors.


Communication and coordination issues are IMO, a real safety issue. I agree that improved Evacuation coordination between the Flight Crew and the Cabin Crew is essential. Improved communication will improve safety. How could it not?

Pilots should be required to attend Cabin Crew Annual training at least once in their career. We would learn a lot from each other. While the Captain may have ultimate authority over the Aircraft, they are not our Boss. Some forget that. Most of us get along most of the time. We are a team and must work together as such in the name of safety. A Flight Attendant also has the right to voice safety concerns and refuse unsafe work.

I think the Front End need to be more involved in the Cabin Crew's Pre-Flight briefings. For those of you who aren't familiar, Cabin Crew have a meeting pre-flight (before Passengers board) where we discuss any safety or security related concerns.

The Incharge asks each F/A a safety related question and then we discuss it. I'd like to see the Front End take more of an active role. After all, ensuring a safe Flight is a shared responsibility.

One thing I've always wondered is the criteria for determining the number of exits on an aircraft. I've seen wide body jets (767) with only a total of two over wing exits with a total of 6 exits. While smaller aircraft have just as many or more. What's with that? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20071216160522AAnyXUW&kid=ILl_AWD4M3XuPsHEs3L3&s=comm&date=2008-12-21+10%3A19%3A56&.crumb=

Require air carrier flight crew to randomly ask passengers to answer a question involving the information provided by by flight crew, safety briefing card, or other means.

If the passenger can not answer a simple question of this nature, kick them off the flight.

airline pilots and cabin crew are trained for emergency evacuation. And crew dont have to wait for the command of the pilots to evacuate if their is smoke/ fire / water / distroyed airplane / etc.

It is the passengers that should be educated regarding this matters. Most people take it for granted. They dont listen/ watch and ignor the safety procedures and precautions of the airline operators.

Civil air regulation / or any regulatory body can do everything they can and finish all their resources. If people dont listen and ignore them . Accidents does not normally happends but if it does its always fatal. human error or equipment error .

Just for example the using of cell phones inside the plane. It is announce and posted in the airport and announce again inside the plane. But people ignore it . Do we have to wait for an airplane crash for people to stop using their phones inside the plane. Study have proven that cell phone can cause the fuel to shut down.

HTC TYTN dead, and not charging (led light off) - I am at the airport (Schiphol) and my phone's not going on

My phone worked fine up untill an hour ago and it is just off now, when i plug in the charger (usb or wall power) it's not going on, and the battery light that blinks when charges is not working either. They don't have any extra batteries or charging systems in the stores here. Any idea on how to fix my phone?


sorry mate. Your HTC phone is dead. Probably from a power surge.

Take it to shop to double confirm

Airport security: blanket of light? (see details)?

Some time ago, i've seen a documentary on National Geographic Channel about an airport security system: a blanket of (invisible) light across the whole perimeter. When broken, one would know something's up. If I remember correct the airport was located on a Japanese artificial island. Does anyone knows how this system works exactly? Or its name? Or perhaps the name of the airport?


I don't know about the blanket of light, but the airport you are referring to is probably Osaka's Kansai International Airport, which is built on a man made island.

Runway incursions need to be eliminated. Would a traffic light system help pilots at busy airports?

Would some other measure be more effective?

The public may think it should be easier to control aircraft on the ground than in the air? Would they be correct?


Many airport's use "stopbars" (a flashing row of lights near runway edges) and "wig-wag lights" (alternating blinking lights positioned near runways. Additionally, the use of green and red "traffic lights" at runway entrance points is being tested.

The FAA is really focusing on runway incursions as we move forward because they are a serious source of potential problems. Programs such as the Runway Incursion Information Evaluation Program (RIIEP) are working towards determining root-causes of runway incursions. It will have to be an industry-wide effort in order to reduce and control the amount and severity of runway incursions.

As far as controlling traffic, every controller I've talked to has said Ground Control is the most demanding position in the Tower. When aircraft are airborne, controllers have that 3rd dimension to work with while separating traffic. On the ground, especially at larger airports during "pushes", the demand on the controller is VERY high.

Yes it would, and thats why that system is installed at every major airport in the US, and most of them around the world.

Its called SMGCS ("Smiggs") or Surface Mounted Ground Control System. It works and is installed at nearly every major airport in the US. Whenever the visibility drops below a certain threshold, aircraft are guided by a series of green and red sequential lights to their destination and move from spot to spot that are marked by a large pink dot on the ground.

stuttgart this is one of your crzy stupid things i have to agree with you on this....i do think the number of Runway incursions needs to be eliminated... at dallas fort worth they already have these in place but i think the FAA should make this a new law that all major airports in the united states should have one

Already in place at some airports, dfw for sure. And hell ya it's easier to control a plane on the ground, just think about it for a second. A plane can stop completely on the ground, however in the air it MUST continue to move at a specific airspeed to maintain flight, often around 200 mph minimum. It's a lot easier to control a stationary object than a bunch of moving ones....

Yes i agree, although what if these fail?

How many light rail/subway systems go to the airport?

i want to know if anybody knows. i know portland,or has a light rail that goes to the airport. the subway in chicago goes to ohara and st louis has a light rail that goes to the airport plus new york city has one too


goto www.maps.google.com

enter your desired location, enter home and destintaion and you will get route which you can customize to show railways/subways

วันจันทร์ที่ 18 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552

"use a system of linear equations to solve each problem"?

วันจันทร์ที่ 18 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552 0
someone please help me or help me figure these out (in detail)

first and most helpful answer gets 10 points!

1) the math club and the science club had fundraisers to buy supplies for a hospice. the math club spent $135 buying six cases of juice and one case of bottled water. the science club spent $110 buying four cases of juice and two cases of bottled water. how much did a case of juice cost? how much did a case of bottled water cost?

2) kay spends 250 min/week exercising. her ratio of time spent on aerobics to time spent on weight training is 3 to 2. how many minutes per week does she spend on aerobics? how many minutes per week does she spend on weight training?

3) a light plane flew from its home base to an airport 255 miles away. with a head wind, the trip took 1.7 hours. the return trip with a tail wind took 1.5 hours. find the average airspeed of the plane and the average windspeed.

thanks if you help me :]


1) with x as juice and y as water

6x+y=135

4x+2y=110

therefore, y=135-6x

4x+2(135-6x)=110

4x+270-12x=110

-8x+270=110

-8x=-160

x=20

6(20)+y=135

120+y=135

y=15

So 15 dollars

2) a ratio is like this, if she spends 3 minutes on aerobics, she spends 2 minutes on weight. Therefore, 2/5 of her time is on weight training. So, 250*2/5=100 minutes/week.

3) so we have 255 miles to go to, so the overall trip takes 510 miles (back and forth). The total time is 1.7 hours + 1.5 hours, or 3.2 hours.

Therefore, 510/3.2 = average speed or 159.375 miles per hour.

the average speed with head wind is 255/1.7= 150 miles per hour.

the average speed with tail wind is 255/1.5 = 170 miles per hour.

Therefore, the average windspeed is 10 miles per hour because (170-150)/2=10

Hope this helps and can I please have 10 pts.

Lee Iacocca has a very strong argument about Iraq, Bush, etc. It's an easy read. Agree/Disagree/Comment?::

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Iacocca

Subject: Lee Iacocca speaks out Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned Titanic. I'll give you a sound Bite: Throw the bums out! You might think I'm getting Senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I Have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize This country anymore. The President of the United States is given a free pass to ignore the Constitution, tap our phones, and lead us to war on a Pack of lies. Congress responds to record deficits by Passing a huge tax cut for the wealthy (thanks, but I Don't need it). The most famous business leaders are Not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While We're fiddling in Iraq, the Middle East is burning and Nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is Waving pom-poms instead of asking hard questions. That's not the promise of America my parents and yours Traveled across the ocean for. I've had enough. How About you? I'll go a step further. You can't call yourself a Patriot if you're not outraged. This is a fight I'm Ready and willing to have. My friends tell me to calm down. They say, "Lee, You're eighty-two years old. Leave the rage to the Young people." I'd love to speak to them as soon as I Can pry them away from their iPods for five seconds And get them to pay attention. I'm going to speak up Because it's my patriotic duty. I think people will Listen to me. They say I have a reputation as a Straight shooter. So I'll tell you how I see it, and it's not pretty, but at least it's real. I'm hoping to Strike a nerve in those young folks who say they don't Vote because they don't trust politicians to represent Their interests. Hey, America, wake up. These guys Work for us. Who Are These Guys, Anyway? Why are we in this mess? How did we end up with this Crowd in Washington? Well, we voted for them, or at Least some of us did. But I'll tell you what we didn't Do. We didn't agree to suspend the Constitution. We Didn't agree to stop asking questions or demanding Answers. Some of us are sick and tired of people who Call free speech treason. Where I come from that's a Dictatorship, not a democracy. And don't tell me it's all the fault of right-wing Republicans or liberal Democrats. That's an Intellectually lazy argument, and it's part of the Reason we're in this stew. We're not just a nation of Factions. We're a people. We share common principles And ideals. And we rise and fall together. Where are the voices of leaders who can inspire us to Action and make us stand taller? What happened to the Strong and resolute party of Lincoln? What happened to The courageous, populist party of FDR and Truman? There was a time in this country when the voices of Great leaders lifted us up and made us want to do Better. Where have all the leaders gone? The Test of a Leader I've never been Commander in Chief, but I've been a CEO. I understand a few things about leadership at the Top. I've figured out nine points, not ten (I don't Want people accusing me of thinking I'm Moses). I call Them the "Nine Cs of Leadership." They're not fancy or Complicated. Just clear, obvious qualities that every True leader should have. We should look at how the Current administration stacks up. Like it or not, this Crew is going to be around until January 2009. Maybe We can learn something before we go to the polls in 2008. Then let's be sure we use the leadership test to Screen the candidates who say they want to run the Country. It's up to us to choose wisely. So, here's my C list: A leader has to show CURIOSITY. He has to listen to People outside of the "Yes, sir" crowd in his inner Circle. He has to read voraciously, because the world Is a big, complicated place. George W. Bush brags About never reading a newspaper. "I just scan the Headlines," he says. Am I hearing this right? He's the President of the United States and he never reads a Newspaper? Thomas Jefferson once said, "Were it left To me to decide whether we should have a government Without newspapers, or newspapers without a Government, I should not hesitate for a moment to Prefer the latter." Bush disagrees. As long as he gets His daily hour in the gym, with Fox News piped through The sound system, he's ready to go. If a leader never steps outside his comfort zone to Hear different ideas, he grows stale. If he doesn't put his beliefs to the test, how does he know he's right? The inability to listen is a form of arrogance. It means either you think you already know it all, or you just don't care. Before the 2006 election, George Bush made a big point of saying he didn't listen to the polls. Yeah, that's what they all say when the polls stink. But maybe he should have listened, because 70 percent of the people were saying he was on the wrong track. It took a "thumping" on election day to wake him up, but even then you got the feeling he wasn't listening so much as he was calculating how to do a better job of convincing everyone he was right. A leader has to be CREATIVE, go out on a limb, be willing to try something different. You know, think outside the box. George Bush prides himself on never changing, even as the world around him is spinning out of control. God forbid someone should accuse him of flip-flopping. There's a disturbingly messianic fervor to his certainty. Senator Joe Biden recalled a conversation he had with Bush a few months after our troops marched into Baghdad. Joe was in the Oval Office outlining his concerns to the President the explosive mix of Shiite and Sunni, the disbanded Iraqi army, the problems securing the oil fields. "The President was serene," Joe recalled. "He told me he was sure that we were on the right course and that all would be well. 'Mr. President,' I finally said, 'how can you be so sure when you don't yet know all the facts?'" Bush then reached over and put a steadying hand on Joe's shoulder. "My instincts," he said. "My instincts." Joe was flabbergasted. He told Bush, "Mr. President, your instincts aren't good enough." Joe Biden sure didn't think the matter was settled. And, as we all know now, it wasn't. Leadership is all about managing change whether you're leading a company or leading a country. Things change, and you get creative. You adapt. Maybe Bush was absent the day they covered that at Harvard Business School. A leader has to COMMUNICATE. I'm not talking about running off at the mouth or spouting sound bites. I'm talking about facing reality and telling the truth. Nobody in the current administration seems to know how to talk straight anymore. Instead, they spend most of their time trying to convince us that things are not really as bad as they seem. I don't know if it's denial or dishonesty, but it can start to drive you crazy after a while. Communication has to start with telling the truth, even when it's painful. The war in Iraq has been, among other things, a grand failure of communication. Bush is like the boy who didn't cry wolf when the wolf was at the door. After years of being told that all is well, even as the casualties and chaos mount, we've stopped listening to him. A leader has to be a person of CHARACTER. That means knowing the difference between right and wrong and having the guts to do the right thing. Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you want to test a man's character, give him power." George Bush has a lot of power. What does it say about his character? Bush has shown a willingness to take bold action on the world stage because he has the power, but he shows little regard for the grievous consequences. He has sent our troops (not to mention hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi citizens) to their deaths, for what? To build our oil reserves? To avenge his daddy because Saddam Hussein once tried to have him killed? To show his daddy he's tougher? The motivations behind the war in Iraq are questionable, and the execution of the war has been a disaster. A man of character does not ask a single soldier to die for a failed policy. A leader must have COURAGE. I'm talking about balls. (That even goes for female leaders.) Swagger isn't courage. Tough talk isn't courage. George Bush comes from a blue-blooded Connecticut family, but he likes to talk like a cowboy. You know, My gun is bigger than your gun. Courage in the twenty-first century doesn't mean posturing and bravado. Courage is a commitment to sit down at the negotiating table and talk. If you're a politician, courage means taking a position even when you know it will cost you votes. Bush can't even make a public appearance unless the audience has been handpicked and sanitized. He did a series of so-called town hall meetings last year, in auditoriums packed with his most devoted fans. The questions were all softballs. To be a leader you've got to have CONVICTION, fire in your belly. You've got to have passion. You've got to really want to get omething done. How do you measure fire in the belly? Bush has set the all-time record for number of vacation days taken by a U.S. President, four hundred and counting. He'd rather clear brush on his ranch than immerse himself in the business of governing. He even told an interviewer that the high point of his presidency so far was catching a seven-and-a-half-pound perch in his hand-stocked lake. It's no better on Capitol Hill. Congress was in session only ninety-seven days in 2006. That's eleven days less than the record set in 1948, when President Harry Truman coined the term do-nothing Congress. Most people would expect to be fired if they worked so little and had nothing to show for it. But Congress managed to find the time to vote itself a raise. Now, that's not leadership. A leader should have CHARISMA. I'm not talking about being flashy. Charisma is the quality that makes people want to follow you. It's the ability to inspire. People follow a leader because they trust him. That's my definition of charisma. Maybe George Bush is a great guy to hang out with at a barbecue or a ball game. But put him at a global summit where the future of our planet is at stake, and he doesn't look very presidential. Those frat-boy pranks and the kidding around he enjoys so much don't go over that well with world leaders. Just ask German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who received an unwelcome shoulder massage from our President at a G-8 Summit. When he came up behind her and started squeezing, I thought she was going to go right through the roof. A leader has to be COMPETENT. That seems obvious, doesn't it? You've got to know what you're doing. More important than that, you've got to surround yourself with people who know what they're doing. Bush brags about being our first MBA President. Does that make him competent? Well, let's see. Thanks to our first MBA President, we've got the largest deficit in history, Social Security is on life support, and we've run up a half-a-trillion-dollar price tag (so far) in Iraq. And that's just for starters. A leader has to be a problem solver, and the biggest problems we face as a nation seem to be on the back burner. You can't be a leader if you don't have COMMON SENSE. I call this Charlie Beacham's rule. When I was a young guy just starting out in the car business, one of my first jobs was as Ford's zone manager in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. My boss was a guy named Charlie Beacham, who was the East Coast regional manager. Charlie was a big Southerner, with a warm drawl, a huge smile, and a core of steel. Charlie used to tell me, "Remember, Lee, the only thing you've got going for you as a human being is your ability to reason and your common sense. If you don't know a dip of horseshit from a dip of vanilla ice cream, you'll never make it." George Bush doesn't have common sense. He just has a lot of sound bites. You know, Mr.they'll-welcome-us-as-liber... e-mission-accomplished Bush. Former President Bill Clinton once said, "I grew up in an alcoholic home. I spent half my childhood trying to get into the reality-based world and I like it here." I think our current President should visit the real world once in a while. The Biggest C is Crisis Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crisis. It's easy to sit there with your feet up on the desk and talk theory. Or send someone else's kids off to war when you've never seen a battlefield yourself. It's another thing to lead when your world comes tumbling down. On September 11, 2001, we needed a strong leader more than any other time in our history. We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes. Where was George Bush? He was reading a story about a pet goat to kids in Florida when he heard about the attacks. He kept sitting there for twenty minutes with a baffled look on his face. It's all on tape. You can see it for yourself. Then, instead of taking the quickest route back to Washington and immediately going on the air to reassure the panicked people of this country, he decided it wasn't safe to return to the White House. He basically went into hiding for the day and he told Vice President Dick Cheney to stay put in his bunker. We were all frozen in front of our TVs, scared out of our wits, waiting for our leaders to tell us that we were going to be okay, and there was nobody home. It took Bush a couple of days to get his bearings and devise the right photo op at Ground Zero. That was George Bush's moment of truth, and he was paralyzed. And what did he do when he'd regained his composure? He led us down the road to Iraq, a road his own father had considered disastrous when he was President. But Bush didn't listen to Daddy. He listened to a higher father. He prides himself on being faith based, not reality based. If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, I don't know what will. A Hell of a Mess So here's where we stand. We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving. We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the country. We're losing the manufacturing edge to Asia, while our once-great companies are getting slaughtered by health care costs. Gas prices are skyrocketing, and nobody in power has a coherent energy policy. Our schools are in trouble. Our borders are like sieves. The middle class is being squeezed every which way. These are times that cry out for leadership. But when you look around, you've got to ask: "Where have all the leaders gone?" Where are the curious, creative communicators? Where are the people of character, courage, conviction, competence, and common sense? I may be a sucker for alliteration, but I think you get the point. Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo? We've spent billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and all we know how to do is react to things that have already happened. Name me one leader who emerged from the crisis of Hurricane Katrina. Congress has yet to spend a single day evaluating the response to the hurricane, or demanding accountability for the decisions that were made in the crucial hours after the storm. Everyone's hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping it doesn't happen again. Now, that's just crazy. Storms happen. Deal with it. Make a plan. Figure out what you're going to do the next time. Name me an industry leader who is thinking creatively about how we can restore our competitive edge in manufacturing. Who would have believed that there could ever be a time when "the Big Three" referred to Japanese car companies? How did this happen, and more important, what are we going to do about it? Name me a government leader who can articulate a plan for paying down the debt, or solving the energy crisis, or managing the health care problem. The silence is deafening. But these are the crises that are eating away at our country and milking the middle class dry. I have news for the gang in Congress. We didn't elect you to sit on your asses and do nothing and remain silent while our democracy is being hijacked and our greatness is being replaced with mediocrity. What is everybody so afraid of? That some bobblehead on Fox News will call them a name? Give me a break. Why don't you guys show some spine for a change? Had Enough? Hey, I'm not trying to be the voice of gloom and doom here. I'm trying to light a fire. I'm speaking out because I have hope. I believe in America. In my lifetime I've had the privilege of living through some of America's greatest moments. I've also experienced some of our worst crises, the Great Depression, World War II, the Korean War, the Kennedy assassination, the Vietnam War, the 1970s oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years culminating with 9/11. If I've learned one thing, it's this: You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to take action. Whether it's building a better car or building a better future for our children, we all have a role to play. That's the challenge I'm raising in this book. It's a call to action for people who, like me, believe in America. It's not too late, but it's getting pretty close. So let's shake off the horseshit and go to work. Let's tell 'em all we've had enough. Excerpted from Where Have All the Leaders Gone?. Copyright © 2007 by Lee Iacocca. All rights reserved.


I agree with almost everything he wrote, except for the part about voting. We the people did not vote for Bush. The Supreme Court did. He lost the popular vote, the electoral vote was in question.

I am amazed everyday by the number of people who are not horrified by this administration and who are willing to sit by quietly while our civil liberties are ripped from us one by one.

Instead of joining together to have these crooks removed from office, we allow them to seperate us further by distracting us with lesser arguments about trivial issues, such as gay marriage, flag burning, etc... WAKE UP PEOPLE.

Do you not realize that these are diversions.

We are involved in a war we cannot win. We don't even know who we are fighting. Iraq was not a "terrorist harboring nation". Insurgents and terrorists are not unilateral. There is a huge difference. If you aren't aware of this then you need to educate yourselves. Fast.

I believe Lee is correct. We need a call to action now. 2009 is a long ways away.

On May 9, Bush did write a plan for response for emergency situations: dictatorship. The executive order that day states that he will get to decide what is a national emergency, which puts him in totalitarian rule, and when the emergency is over. Something will happen before Nov 2008. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20070420121920AA33oW9&kid=MZh1B03fKDdZ64z_hKtl&s=comm&date=2007-08-02+13%3A10%3A40&.crumb=

uh...who cares what Lee Lacocca or w/e thinks...his opinion is no more important to me than Joe Schmo's. Just because someone is a celeb doesn't make them an expert in every topic, fyi. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20070420121920AA33oW9&kid=GJApMEnaC3TrmOXnALYI&s=comm&date=2007-12-06+16%3A19%3A30&.crumb=

i LOVE this guy!!!!!!

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

he's freakin right!

i hate you Joe S.

-ilys (che &+steph) http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20070420121920AA33oW9&kid=H6VsJmHWBGmuggV1Lz9L&s=comm&date=2008-05-03+10%3A06%3A14&.crumb=

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO Go Lee!!!

This is fantastic! Its the old people that aren't afraid to speak out that have some really good points. There was an old congressman that was one of the very very few that spoke out against Bush and the war in IRAQ back in the early days after 9/11 - Or maybe he was a senator - "Bird" was his last name I think. He said some really good things, but nobody listened.

And I think Lee here is making some really really good points!! Americans are outsourcing everything oversees. America is becoming more and more dependent on other countries with all this outsourcing - its very difficult to find something to buy made in North America. You can't be patriotic even if you want to be.

I can see consumers wanting to save money, and why should I care where something is made? But the business leaders and the political leaders should know better. America became great by being able to make things, and know America is letting everyone else make things for them.

Try and find something made in America. And if you do, buy it! Support your local jobs and economy and business.

Shop at places that do support local jobs and economy and business. It might be nice to buy a product that has a really low price, but the cost has to be paid somewhere - if you don't pay the cost, who is? Someone will be getting paid as little as possible. And the product is made overseas.

Make decisions that will create the country YOU want to live in, and that will treat you and your neighbours right. Vote for someone who thinks about these things. And vote with your dollars and don't just buy the cheapest priced goods. Because the cost will have to be paid somewhere.

I assume he's talking about the dems today too,because we all know the old school dems are gone.

I just can't figure out why he backed Dick DeVos, if he is against outsourcing...

He never built a car that would do 100 mpg or one that didn't use gas entirely, which would have made him a national hero, but I would take all his wonderful terse remarks, double them, and only add... Down with Dictator Dumbya!!!

Lee is right..... he has gone off his rocker.

Bravo and bless him. As another great American recently said, "We wish we could pass on the torch, but there is still too much for our generation to do."

I've always like his moves. The K car was ok.

Here however, he implies that he knows, but rather just says we should leave.

OK then what? Where's that part of the analysis?

We all love our country. He runs a corporation well.

I use his margarine.

His view is of a matrix/pyramid, not applicable to world affairs.

bullseye

That is Lee's opinion and he chose to speak it. It doesn't mean I have to agree with it. He might have a few points but I fell asleep reading his rant. If he wants a job, maybe he should go back to the car business.

Lee was the biggest recipients of corporate welfare in the history of corporate America. I think he has gone off his rocker.

Its a long rant with lots of holes if you went hunting for evidence to support many of his assertions.

DISAGREE. WHAT THE HELL DOES HE KNOW ABOUT RUNNING A COUNTRY. THIS IS NOT A CAR COMPANY. HE SHOULD STICK TO BUSINESS AND LEAVE THE POLITICS TO POLITICIANS. THOUGH HE DOES HAVE SOME VALID POINTS.

"use a system of linear equations to solve each problem"?

can someone please help me answer these questions?!

thanks if you do :]

1) the math club and the science club had fundraisers to buy supplies for a hospice. the math club spent $135 buying six cases of juice and one case of bottled water. the science club spent $110 buying four cases of juice and two cases of bottled water. how much did a case of juice cost? how much did a case of bottled water cost?

2) kay spends 250 min/week exercising. her ratio of time spent on aerobics to time spent on weight training is 3 to 2. how many minutes per week does she spend on aerobics? how many minutes per week does she spend on weight training?

3) a light plane flew from its home base to an airport 255 miles away. with a head wind, the trip took 1.7 hours. the return trip with a tail wind took 1.5 hours. find the average airspeed of the plane and the average windspeed.

thanks for helping!! :]


6j + 1w = 135

4j + 2w = 110

j = $20 juice

w = $15 water

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a + w = 250

3a - 2w = 0

a = 100 minutes aerobics

w = 150 minutes weight training

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What is wrong with this H3, 2009? ?

We just got this truck in December. In January we took a trip and left the truck in the parking deck at the airport. When we got back it was about 30 outside, and the truck would not start. The battery worked, all the lights came on, the radio, etcetera. It would not even crank though. We had to have it towed to the dealership. They side it was the theft system, and reset it.

We got the truck back and it seemed fine, but the next morning it did it again. We tried to start it up about five times over a period of time and it would not. So by the time the tow guy got there it started, So we took it to the dealer any way. They could not duplicate the problem so they sent it back to us. Every time we get this thing back it will not start up in the morning. First we thought it was happening when we locked the truck, but we have left it unlocked and it still does it. Now as crazy as it sounds it seems like it will not start if it's cold. What the heck is wrong with this truck?


see if you can disconnect the theft system on it thats were the problem is.if you have a key chain thing to unlock it and to disalarm it try pushing the disarm first.

What is wrong with this H3, 2009? ?

We just got this truck in December. In January we took a trip and left the truck in the parking deck at the airport. When we got back it was about 30 outside, and the truck would not start. The battery worked, all the lights came on, the radio, etcetera. It would not even crank though. We had to have it towed to the dealership. They side it was the theft system, and reset it.

We got the truck back and it seemed fine, but the next morning it did it again. We tried to start it up about five times over a period of time and it would not. So by the time the tow guy got there it started, So we took it to the dealer any way. They could not duplicate the problem so they sent it back to us. Every time we get this thing back it will not start up in the morning. First we thought it was happening when we locked the truck, but we have left it unlocked and it still does it. Now as crazy as it sounds it seems like it will not start if it's cold. What the heck is wrong with this truck?


see if you can disconnect the theft system on it thats were the problem is.if you have a key chain thing to unlock it and to disalarm it try pushing the disarm first.

Wht do u think bout this ppl?

From coffee to cheques and the three-course meal, the Muslim world has given us many innovations that we in the West take for granted. Here are 20 of their most influential innovations:

(1) The story goes that an Arab named Khalid was tending his goats in the Kaffa region of southern Ethiopia, when he noticed his animals became livelier after eating a certain berry.

He boiled the berries to make the first coffee. Certainly the first record of the drink is of beans exported from Ethiopia to Yemen where Sufis drank it to stay awake all night to pray on special occasions. By the late 15th century it had arrived in Makkah and Turkey from where it made its way to Venice in 1645.

It was brought to England in 1650 by a Turk named Pasqua Rosee who opened the first coffee house in Lombard Street in the City of London. The Arabic “qahwa” became the Turkish “kahve” then the Italian “caffé” and then English “coffee”.

(2) The ancient Greeks thought our eyes emitted rays, like a laser, which enabled us to see. The first person to realise that light enters the eye, rather than leaving it, was the 10th-century Muslim mathematician, astronomer and physicist Ibn al-Haitham.

He invented the first pin-hole camera after noticing the way light came through a hole in window shutters. The smaller the hole, the better the picture, he worked out, and set up the first Camera Obscura (from the Arab word “qamara” for a dark or private room).

He is also credited with being the first man to shift physics from a philosophical activity to an experimental one.

(3) A form of chess was played in ancient India but the game was developed into the form we know it today in Persia. From there it spread westward to Europe â€" where it was introduced by the Moors in Spain in the 10th century â€" and eastward as far as Japan. The word “rook” comes from the Persian “rukh”, which means chariot.

(4) A thousand years before the Wright brothers, a Muslim poet, astronomer, musician and engineer named Abbas ibn Firnas made several attempts to construct a flying machine. In 852 he jumped from the minaret of the Grand Mosque in Cordoba using a loose cloak stiffened with wooden struts.

He hoped to glide like a bird. He didn’t. But the cloak slowed his fall, creating what is thought to be the first parachute, and leaving him with only minor injuries.

In 875, aged 70, having perfected a machine of silk and eagles’ feathers he tried again, jumping from a mountain. He flew to a significant height and stayed aloft for ten minutes but crashed on landing â€" concluding, correctly, that it was because he had not given his device a tail so it would stall on landing. Baghdad international airport and a crater on the Moon are named after him.

(5) Washing and bathing are religious requirements for Muslims, which is perhaps why they perfected the recipe for soap which we still use today. The ancient Egyptians had soap of a kind, as did the Romans who used it more as a pomade.

But it was the Arabs who combined vegetable oils with sodium hydroxide and aromatics such as thyme oil. One of the Crusaders’ most striking characteristics, to Arab nostrils, was that they did not wash.

Shampoo was introduced to England by a Muslim who opened Mahomed’s Indian Vapour Baths on Brighton seafront in 1759 and was appointed Shampooing Surgeon to Kings George IV and William IV.

(6) Distillation, the means of separating liquids through differences in their boiling points, was invented around the year 800 by Islam’s foremost scientist, Jabir ibn Hayyan, who transformed alchemy into chemistry, inventing many of the basic processes and apparatus still in use today â€" liquefaction, crystallisation, distillation, purification, oxidisation, evaporation and filtration.

As well as discovering sulphuric and nitric acid, he invented the alembic still, giving the world intense rosewater and other perfumes and alcoholic spirits (although drinking them forbidden, in Islam). Ibn Hayyan emphasised systematic experimentation and was the founder of modern chemistry.

(7) The crank-shaft is a device which translates rotary into linear motion and is central to much of the machinery in the modern world, not least the internal combustion engine. One of the most important mechanical inventions in the history of humankind, it was created by an ingenious Muslim engineer called al-Jazari to raise water for irrigation.

His Book of Knowledge of Ingenious Mechanical Devices (1206) shows he also invented or refined the use of valves and pistons, devised some of the first mechanical clocks driven by water and weights, and was the father of robotics. Among his 50 other inventions was the combination lock.

(8) Quilting is a method of sewing or tying two layers of cloth with a layer of insulating material in between. It is not clear whether it was invented in the Muslim world or whether it was imported there from India or China.

However, it certainly came to the West via the Crusaders. They saw it used by Saracen warriors, who wore straw-filled quilted canvas shirts instead of armour. As well as a form of protection, it proved an effective guard against the chafing of the Crusaders’ metal armour and was an effective form of insulation â€" so much so that it became a cottage industry back home in colder climates such as Britain and Holland.

(9) The pointed arch so characteristic of Europe’s Gothic cathedrals was an invention borrowed from Islamic architecture. It was much stronger than the rounded arch used by the Romans and Normans, thus allowing the building of bigger, higher, more complex and grander buildings.

Other borrowings from Muslim genius included ribbed vaulting, rose windows and dome-building techniques. Europe’s castles were also adapted to copy the Islamic world’s â€" with arrow slits, battlements, a barbican and parapets. Square towers and keeps gave way to more easily defended round ones. The architect of Henry V’s castle was a Muslim.

(10) Many modern surgical instruments are of exactly the same design as those devised in the 10th century by a Muslim surgeon called al-Zahrawi. His scalpels, bone saws, forceps, fine scissors for eye surgery and many of the 200 instruments he devised are recognisable to a modern surgeon.

It was he who discovered that catgut used for internal stitches dissolves away naturally (a discovery he made when his monkey ate his lute strings) and that it can be also used to make medicine capsules.

In the 13th century, another Muslim medic named Ibn Nafis described the circulation of the blood, 300 years before William Harvey discovered it. Muslim doctors also invented anaesthetics of opium and alcohol mixes and developed hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes in a technique still used today.

(11) The windmill was invented in 634 for a Persian caliph and was used to grind corn and draw up water for irrigation. In the vast deserts of Arabia, when the seasonal streams ran dry, the only source of power was the wind which blew steadily from one direction for months. Mills had six or 12 sails covered in fabric or palm leaves. It was 500 years before the first windmill was seen in Europe.

(12) The technique of inoculation was not invented by Jenner and Pasteur but was devised in the Muslim world and brought to Europe from Turkey by the wife of the English ambassador to Istanbul in 1724. Children in Turkey were vaccinated with cowpox to fight the deadly smallpox at least 50 years before the West discovered it.

(13) The fountain pen was invented for the Sultan of Egypt in 953 after he demanded a pen which would not stain his hands or clothes. It held ink in a reservoir and, as with modern pens, fed ink to the nib by a combination of gravity and capillary action.

(14) The system of numbering in use all round the world is probably Indian in origin but the style of the numerals is Arabic and first appears in print in the work of the Muslim mathematicians al-Khwarizmi and al-Kindi around 825.

Algebra was named after al-Khwarizmi’ s book, Al-Jabr wa-al-Muqabilah, much of whose contents are still in use. The work of Muslim maths scholars was imported into Europe 300 years later by the Italian mathematician Fibonacci.

Algorithms and much of the theory of trigonometry came from the Muslim world. And Al-Kindi’s discovery of frequency analysis rendered all the codes of the ancient world soluble and created the basis of modern cryptology.

(15) Ali ibn Nafi, known by his nickname of Ziryab (Blackbird) came from Iraq to Cordoba in the 9th century and brought with him the concept of the three-course meal â€" soup, followed by fish or meat, then fruit and nuts. He also introduced crystal glasses (which had been invented after experiments with rock crystal by Abbas ibn Firnas).

(16) Carpets were regarded as part of paradise by mediaeval Muslims, thanks to their advanced weaving techniques, new tinctures from Islamic chemistry and highly developed sense of pattern and arabesque which were the basis of Islam’s non-representationa l art.

In contrast, Europe’s floors were distinctly earthly, not to say earthy, until Arabian and Persian carpets were introduced. In England, as Erasmus recorded, floors were “covered in rushes, occasionally renewed, but so imperfectly that the bottom layer is left undisturbed, sometimes for 20 years, harbouring expectoration, vomiting, the leakage of dogs and men, ale droppings, scraps of fish, and other abominations not fit to be mentioned”. Carpets, unsurprisingly, caught on quickly.

(17) The modern cheque comes from the Arabic “saqq”, a written vow to pay for goods when they were delivered, to avoid money having to be transported across dangerous terrain. In the 9th century, a Muslim businessman could cash a cheque in China drawn on his bank in Baghdad.

(18) By the 9th century, many Muslim scholars took it for granted that the Earth was a sphere. The proof, said astronomer Ibn Hazm, “is that the Sun is always vertical to a particular spot on Earth”. It was 500 years before that realisation dawned on Galileo.

The calculations of Muslim astronomers were so accurate that in the 9th century they reckoned the Earth’s circumference to be 40, 253.4km â€" less than 200km out. Al-Idrisi took a globe depicting the world to the court of King Roger of Sicily in 1139.

(19) Though the Chinese invented saltpetre gunpowder, and used it in their fireworks, it was the Arabs who worked out that it could be purified using potassium nitrate for military use. Muslim incendiary devices terrified the Crusaders.

By the 15th century they had invented both a rocket, which they called a “self-moving and combusting egg”, and a torpedo â€" a self-propelled pear-shaped bomb with a spear at the front which impaled itself in enemy ships and then blew up.

(20) Mediaeval Europe had kitchen and herb gardens, but it was the Arabs who developed the idea of the garden as a place of beauty and meditation. The first royal pleasure gardens in Europe were opened in 11th-century Muslim Spain. Flowers which originated in Muslim gardens include the carnation and the tulip


I think all that information you listed was very interesting. Thanks!

Most of this I already knew but it is well written and very informative.Thanks!

I think you fail to ask a specific question.

I think that you were able to bring a lot of info to a small format. Thanks I enjoyed reading it.

...and your question is ?

Why not put up your own blog site. Or lots of social networking sites can also accommodate lengthy discourse. It would be more appropriate for contents like you just put in here.

You have written some worthy information, but this is not the right place for you.

didn't read all of it didn't have d time, but if ur question is, what do u think of Muslims?, then i say we muslims r God-fearing, fabulous, religious, and try our best to please Allaah (god) All mighty, May Allaah bless us with Jannah (paradise) and make us better muslims Ameen. All thanx and praises 2 Allaah, He has allowed us 2 discover many useful things as d west is now seein, and H e has kept other knowledge from us as well, He does as He pleases.

They walk among us!?

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through a fast food take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks in the drive thru.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From K ingman , KS .

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,

'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING :

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they REPRODUCE !


I love it. I got this in my email last week. It's great.

I still don't see any question here to answer. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20080114104258AAw2vC1&kid=NbUvWjG.UTez05OqL6yx&s=comm&date=2008-01-17+16%3A48%3A23&.crumb=

Damn Republicans http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20080114104258AAw2vC1&kid=Rpl3ATTuO2hK9Uhoe7mQ&s=comm&date=2008-08-27+23%3A09%3A43&.crumb=

Hehehe that is just too funny!

I've got an idiot sighting

I live in Queensland, Australia and we don't have daylight savings time in this state. About 16 or so years back we had a trial daylight savings which I thought was excellent because our time was in line with the other eastern states. Anyway, in the newspapers letters to the editor there were a lot of upset people who didn't like it and one woman wrote 'I don't like it at all, the extra sunlight has faded my curtains'.

Oh well, some mothers do have 'em! ;)

I'm not surprised at the make even change. I confuse cashiers a lot when I try to do that.

I guess the Ford guy really wasn't thinking.

I've done the power strip thing. You get in a hurry and don't pay attention to what you are doing.

I got a few laughs thanks

These were all hilarious!

And they vote too! Probably democrat! LOL

So, is this a question?

Lol yup... funnily enough I think half of these things have happened to me...

Its like, do some people have no brains?

Some times I wonder if people are being serious are playfully dumb...

these are very funnu :(

wow, they really walk among us and they reproduce

IDIOT SIGHTING

the women who voted for shillary in new hampshire.

I suppose you have never said anything stupid in your entire life? Sometimes people are preoccupied, tired, sick, etc, and say dumb things, that doesn't make them idiots. It makes them human. I have an IQ of a 169 (59 points higher than average), and I say dumb stuff all the time, sometimes I talk before thinking. That's part of being human.

=]

OMG i haaaaaaaate when people do the top two. Gah! So annoying.

That was good. Thanks for the laugh.

Very funny, except:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,

'That's why we ask.'

The whole idea of the question is so that people who have something "bad" in their baggage get paranoid and think "If I say no and he finds something I'll get in trouble so I'll answer yes/maybe."

By noticing the logical flaw or stating no to the question the person did not go through this thought process and therefore suspicion is lifted off their shoulders.

It's actually an intelligent trick.

wow, i recall doing some of those things, and i do laugh at myself and wonder how i could be so stupid. sorry for being such an idiot.

Heard some of those before but couldn't help laughing anyways!

your right. LOL

Yes, these people make up the current democratic party.

I want to see more posts liek this lol

Same goes on in my city ,too.

Totally Spam in my opinion.

This site is for questions right ?

And your question is?

get a life!

Idiot sightings...funny?

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage

door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our

problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough

motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that

we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2

horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need

a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than

1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger

than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went

through the McDonald 's take-out window and I gave the

clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a

quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I

said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a

dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the

manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he

handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry

but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk

then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural

area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local

township administrative office to request the removal of the

DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many

deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think

this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS .

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :

My daughter went to a local

Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind

the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was

sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport,

checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your

knowledge?' T o which I replied, 'If it was without

my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and

nodded,

'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

The stoplight on the corner

buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was

crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained

that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people

doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING :

At a good-bye luncheon for

an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to

'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully,

'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not

another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other

with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I work with an individual

who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the

sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system

would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING

When my husband and I

arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we

were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the

service department and found a mechanic working feverishly

to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the

passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and

discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced

to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I

know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

STAY ALERT!

They walk among u


Ain't that the gawdawful truth?

PEACE,

another arm-chewing victim of the dumbing down of America.

P.S.

Sheep are easier to lead to slaughter than wolves, don't ya know?

thanks for sharing

passenger "a return ticket please"

ticket seller "where too "

passenger"back to here "

seller" i think it as to be some place different than where you depart from"

enjoy the day

bahahahh

those are funny

did those all happen to you?

hahah ill remember that..lol ill write down those "blonde moments" for now on ( :

heehee

I've had that happen so many times with the change confusion.

hahaha niceeee... I especially like the airport one. "No, no one did...!" "Ma'am, please step this way" lol

That's so great! My favorite is the McDonald's one, that has happened to me more that once!

Thanks for the many laughs, I needed them today :)

This is very funny. Sounds like some people I know.

Hey Kitty thank you for the WARNING!

I enjoyed reading all those experiences you have just cited. I am just wondering how did you do it all beacuse it seems that its all a first person narratives. Does it mean that I am also an idiot sighted? Ha ha ha

I'll give you Bibinka & Suman if you happen to visit our hemisphere. LOL.

Immigration Service is a joke re: Laibar Singh?

Whomever it was within the Immigration Service who bowed down to the protesters today at YVR should be fired on the spot. Our laws apparently dont apply to Mr Singh who faked a passport and has been illegally in Canada for 4 years. The Immigration service has ping ponged with deportation orders for this man for months and each time has caved in to pressure from Singh's supporters. Who do these supporters think they are disrupting service at YVR, blocking traffic and feeling immigration laws do not apply to this man? Shame on the airport 'police' for standing there and doing nothing. I guess they were too intimidated by the unruly mob of protesters. Interesting how they can rush in and taser someone to death who came into this country legally yet they stand around like cowards and let an illegal immigrant stay. Canada is not inhumane as some of these protesters screech..it is called the law and it applies to everyone, including them. The Immigration service is as flawed as the justice system in this country. The protesters can cry all they want about how inhumane it is to send this man back..it is not Canada's fault the man has medical issues..I will save my sympathy for those who have been truly victimized like Michael Levy, who was attacked for no reason with an axe and paralyzed for life by some heartless thugs who walked out of court today laughing because they received such light 'sentences'. Why is no one protesting that? A true canadian who was let down by a wimpy legal system. So much for being proud of this country anymore..it is absolutely disgusting what people get away with and how a group of individuals who feel they are above the law and get their way by bullying the Immigration service. Why was no one arrested for disrupting a legal deportation order? Shame on all involved!


the customs officers said their would be violence if they attempted to escort Singh out of his taxi. I think they should have went ahead. They are customs officers, don't they know it's their job to face these challenges, I think they should have just called for back up and maybe riot police to deal with the violent protesters. Singh has used over $400,000 in medical costs paid by the taxpayers, and it is costing $125,000 a year to cover his bills if he stays in Canada. It is not fair to the taxpayers or immigrants trying to legitimately come into Canada.

A full scale riot would have broken out.Some races like to bend the rules for themselves the man was a criminal. do you think India would allow us to stay dream on

Do you think this is funny? Idiot sightins, too funny! I recvd it in my email, pls forgive the spaces, thanks,?

IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that at one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'Were sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSI NG sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

..

IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing', our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

STAY ALERT! They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and REPRODUCE and our enemies know it!!!


That was awesome you are great and you just made my day, thank you so much, the car that the keys were locked in was the funniest one, and the scariest. Are all of these real???

hahaha this was great!

lmao i loved the mcdonalds one

and the airport one

lmfao i also love how most of them are in kansas XD

omg that is too funny!!! :).. i loved the taco belle and the sears..... lol i love those things :-P

luv the first few

wow they are huge idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

heheheh

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.Your question is too long.I am not feelin 2 read it.lol

Yeah, It's funny and scary.

that is scary and it gave me a good laugh.thank you

Did you know there was such a thing as idiot sightings?

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi - rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

>From Kingman , KS ..

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,

'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver ' s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know.. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they and they REPRODUCE !


lol...that change was funny cus i do that all the time.....my total will be 5.49 and i'll give the clerk 6.04 in hopes of getting .55 cents back and they always give me a puzzle look but most times they just go ahead and put the total i gave them in.

Wow. I love this. Laughed at every one. Ahahahahaha!!!!

The human race is doomed through stupidity. Well, at least America is LOL.

HA HA HA You tickled my funnybone!

This is such a good one! lol!

Thank you kitty! :D

i like the airport one. it does happen in the strangest places.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!

Brilliant! Absolutely freakin' brilliant! I loved them all!!!.

Good one Gal! You the best at this stuff! ♥""

funny haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was great pretty kitty.........now do me .............seamanab x

You got a dollar too much at McD's didn't you..? Or was that the point? Lol.

That happened to my family at the airport too - Heathrow.

i deal w/ it all the time offshore and they are the left overs of society i used to get crazy but now i just laugh and shrug it off

All so funny but unfortunately so true !

Joke> Did you know we had idiot sightings?

OH MY GOSH

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

W e haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's .

< /SPAN>

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,

'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled , she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they can REPRODUCE!


thats a good one

Kitty strikes again. You need to have your own category called Kitty's Jokes. It would be very popular. Thanks for the laugh.

HILARIOUS!!!

Great going Kitty. Sterilize before they reproduce.

Sad part is, they are all over the world!

Funny! 100!

hahahahahahahaha

COLTS SUCKS!!!!!!!!! GO JAGS!!!!!!!!!!

sorry man..dis was very long 2 read...n i didnt read it

wow. thats really all i can say..

They reproduce??? now you really have me worried...:) Good ones!!!

Go Colts!!!!!!!

Oh my! So many idiots. Should we build a village? These must be true because where I live, we have the same idiots!

A grand feast, kitty!

I've a great liking for the idiocies in life!

At first, I too was confronted with this question at the airport. But now, this has become another routine affair!

Deer Crossing Sign is another hilarious one!

Sears repairman is mathematically challenged!

We can save on what we eat if we have such Macdy Counter gals!

Idiots at sight?

MAY THEIR TRIBE INCREASE!

Here is a star for you, kitty!

where do you come up with these? i love each one. i have had a few of those idiots in my house before. kitty has made my stitches bust again.

i have a question, if the answer is no and its obvious then im gonna be the idiot, but are all these lil stories real?

theyre hilarious btw, i love em, especially the McDonald's one hehe

Are you protected from the i-d-i-o-t-s around us?

Be Careful Out There:

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

From Kingman , KS .

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,

"That's why we ask."

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us ... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE!


OMG, i'm from MS and I laughed sooo hard at that last one! Really brightened up my day!

star for you....funny even if long

okay, advice, break this up into 3 or 4 questions... They are all great, but tooooo long for one read!! I give U a * though!!

maybe your the one of it ............its too long to read it

Excellent (some) star for you!

 
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