We had to have the garage
door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough
motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that
we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need
a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than
1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger
than two..'
We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went
through the McDonald 's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I
said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a
dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the
manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he
handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry
but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk
then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural
area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the
DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many
deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think
this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman , KS .
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local
Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind
the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was
sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport,
checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?' T o which I replied, 'If it was without
my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and
nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner
buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people
doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for
an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to
'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully,
'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not
another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other
with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual
who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the
sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I
arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we
were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced
to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I
know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
STAY ALERT!
They walk among u
Ain't that the gawdawful truth?
PEACE,
another arm-chewing victim of the dumbing down of America.
P.S.
Sheep are easier to lead to slaughter than wolves, don't ya know?
thanks for sharing
passenger "a return ticket please"
ticket seller "where too "
passenger"back to here "
seller" i think it as to be some place different than where you depart from"
enjoy the day
bahahahh
those are funny
did those all happen to you?
hahah ill remember that..lol ill write down those "blonde moments" for now on ( :
heehee
I've had that happen so many times with the change confusion.
hahaha niceeee... I especially like the airport one. "No, no one did...!" "Ma'am, please step this way" lol
That's so great! My favorite is the McDonald's one, that has happened to me more that once!
Thanks for the many laughs, I needed them today :)
This is very funny. Sounds like some people I know.
Hey Kitty thank you for the WARNING!
I enjoyed reading all those experiences you have just cited. I am just wondering how did you do it all beacuse it seems that its all a first person narratives. Does it mean that I am also an idiot sighted? Ha ha ha
I'll give you Bibinka & Suman if you happen to visit our hemisphere. LOL.
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