Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? "He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
Sighting #4: I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.
Sighting #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open." Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."
It is a lack of common sense in the world!
Wow, I hadnt even seen the last 2, makes me wonder what is going on with the world! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/accuse_write?qid=20070322025804AAJofT1&kid=Fpd8DDW.B2agFxc0CjJMWhY9CuP9gFek3N3s.5PREqDPNmdCLVD6&s=comm&date=2007-03-28+05%3A09%3A47&.crumb=
Oh man, that was hilarious! The last one rocked!!!
oh my God!they were hilarious!gimme more!!
a co worker attended a training course on microsoft excel this week. The trainer showed the class how to add a new sheet and then opened a spreadsheet with 50 sheets on it.
He said "As you can see this spreadsheet has 50 sheets on it, does anyone want to guess what is the maximum number of sheets you can get onto 1 spreadsheet?"
My co worker raised her hand and said in a serious and questioning tone "40?"
The laughter from the room could be heard upstairs!
:D I like these, but get ready for the sensible squad to report you for 'not a question or answer'
Good examples....
Thank you Loki (again).
OMG LOL. If that last one is really true, then what a dumb A**!!! unfortunately my bf has idiot moments, but none as bas as any of that. one time he put the clothes in the dryer and forgot to press start and when i went out for the clothes they were sitting there in a wet wad still. stuff like that really agrivates me.
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